Sexual Dysfunction, Inflatable Dolls, and Bicycle Seats
Mark sat at the breakfast table, across from his wife, barely enjoying his chocolate chip pancakes.
He was fighting hard not to say what was on his mind. He knew if he did, he'd probably end up sleeping on the couch. On the other hand, did it really matter?
Nope. So he went for it, "You know what? I'd have more fun in bed with an inflatable doll."
And that's how the fight began!
Mark's wife loved cycling and commuted the 20 mile ride to work every day. Along with commuting to work, she and Mark enjoyed riding their tandem bike on weekends. Their holidays always involved biking.
Mark knew that regular cycling saddles held the possibility of sexual problems with males: erectile dysfunction and becoming sterile.
Mark's privates frequently fell asleep while cycling. After all, that part of our body wasn't meant to bear our weight, so it's naturally going to fall asleep with constant pressure against the nerves, much like when we sit on our foot.
So far, he was fine. But, his wife was another story, and it made him curious about whether she might be having problems from cycling. The thought sounded ridiculous to him, but it was worth checking out.
So, in an act of desperation, and not wanting his wife to catch him in bed with an inflatable doll, he hit the net searching for answers.
What Mark found was that like men, some women were indeed affected by the narrow bike seats. He learned that with time it reduces a woman's sensitivity due to nerve damage. Just Mark's luck - his wife was becoming more and more one of those women.
Still trying to avoid that inflatable doll, he went looking for solutions. He hopped on every cycling message board he could find. Some suggested using a noseless saddle. Others said it was a stupid idea.
Mark decided to check it out for himself. He found a cycle shop that had the noseless saddle, and gave it a try. He liked the feel. The saddle was comfortable, and not an ounce of pressure where he didn't want it.
Mark bought two. His wife was a bit skeptical at first, but immediately fell in love with it. It was nice not having to keep shifting her bum as she commuted to work.
Some couples don't mind the risk of sexual dysfunction that using a traditional bike saddle can cause. They don't know anyone who suffers from it, so why worry. Thing is, you don't know if you're one of those who might be affected in time.
Even if that isn't a worry, why choose to have your privates go to sleep and be uncomfortable on rides, when there's an easy solution to the problem?
So, do a Mark:
1) Call your local bike shop and ask if they carry noseless saddles.
2) Ask if you can test them out.
3) Decide which you like and order it from amazon. Why? Because you'll get it cheaper.
Most of all, your privates will love you, and your mate will thank you for it.
He was fighting hard not to say what was on his mind. He knew if he did, he'd probably end up sleeping on the couch. On the other hand, did it really matter?
Nope. So he went for it, "You know what? I'd have more fun in bed with an inflatable doll."
And that's how the fight began!
Mark's wife loved cycling and commuted the 20 mile ride to work every day. Along with commuting to work, she and Mark enjoyed riding their tandem bike on weekends. Their holidays always involved biking.
Mark knew that regular cycling saddles held the possibility of sexual problems with males: erectile dysfunction and becoming sterile.
Mark's privates frequently fell asleep while cycling. After all, that part of our body wasn't meant to bear our weight, so it's naturally going to fall asleep with constant pressure against the nerves, much like when we sit on our foot.
So far, he was fine. But, his wife was another story, and it made him curious about whether she might be having problems from cycling. The thought sounded ridiculous to him, but it was worth checking out.
So, in an act of desperation, and not wanting his wife to catch him in bed with an inflatable doll, he hit the net searching for answers.
What Mark found was that like men, some women were indeed affected by the narrow bike seats. He learned that with time it reduces a woman's sensitivity due to nerve damage. Just Mark's luck - his wife was becoming more and more one of those women.
Still trying to avoid that inflatable doll, he went looking for solutions. He hopped on every cycling message board he could find. Some suggested using a noseless saddle. Others said it was a stupid idea.
Mark decided to check it out for himself. He found a cycle shop that had the noseless saddle, and gave it a try. He liked the feel. The saddle was comfortable, and not an ounce of pressure where he didn't want it.
Mark bought two. His wife was a bit skeptical at first, but immediately fell in love with it. It was nice not having to keep shifting her bum as she commuted to work.
Some couples don't mind the risk of sexual dysfunction that using a traditional bike saddle can cause. They don't know anyone who suffers from it, so why worry. Thing is, you don't know if you're one of those who might be affected in time.
Even if that isn't a worry, why choose to have your privates go to sleep and be uncomfortable on rides, when there's an easy solution to the problem?
So, do a Mark:
1) Call your local bike shop and ask if they carry noseless saddles.
2) Ask if you can test them out.
3) Decide which you like and order it from amazon. Why? Because you'll get it cheaper.
Most of all, your privates will love you, and your mate will thank you for it.
