I'm straving, so I go to the nearby pizza joint where they make tasty pizza. I sit there devouring my pie of pizza. I'm alone. The people at the store are probably staring at me, which is normal. Its a pizza store, people eat pizza there, whats there to look at? People like to stare at a fatass girl eating pizza. Its just fascinating.

2 women come into the pizza come to my table and hover over me. They are wearing idential clothes, which I figure is a uniform. They are complete strangers. Their clothes say the name of a gym pleastered all over it. They come to my table, look me dead in the eye and say"

Hi, I am Jamie Lane and this is Miley Carson (hahaha, their names sound so similar to Jamie Lynn Spears and Miley Ray Cyrus. I never ever thought I would meet two skinny strangers at the same time who have similar names to our teen sensations...which by the way I'm not a big fan of.)

so they continue on:
We noticed you come in here and eating pizza. We see you eating. Dont you know this is unhealthy for you. Its very bad for you. You shouldnt be eating this. You should be on a diet, there is a gym two doors down from here, why dont you come in for a FREE consultation and free trial? Meaning, they dont want me to eat anything there, they probably have some food that they are trying to sell me.

They handed me their business cards and a brochure of the gym. They basically give the 411 about their establishment/

I'll think about it, is all I said. Then they stormed out.

Is that a way to solicite new members? To barge in a pizza shop and insult them for eating? I was the only one in the entire pizza shop that they targeted. Maybe becuase i'm a fatass girl. Oh the life of a fatass girl.

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