Personal Dictionary
Random Lessons of Practical Wisdom through Practical Observation
(In alphabetical order)
Aesthetics: Illustrations of the human mind.
Boldness: When acquired enhances public visibility.
Character: Proportional to elasticity of demand.
Demand: Always in demand.
Education: A misguided concept of personal elevation.
Failure: Much said little done.
Goal: No matter how many goals you save, people will remember only the one that you've missed.
Hurry: Crude version of deadline management.
India: A modern case study on chaos management.
Judgment: Verbal onslaught.
Knowledge: A lost commodity.
Leisure: On the verge of extinction.
Modernity: Widespread infection.
Neutral: May not be always safe.
Organized: The most unorganized in public appearance is usually the most organized in personal life.
People: Mute witnesses.
Queue: Wait for your turn or perhaps wait for your fortune to turn.
Rule: Always bigger than the Ruler.
Students: Misguided missile.
Time: Always insufficient.
Umpire: Taken for granted these days.
Victory: A tribute to human endeavor.
Workaholic: Indentured labor.
X: Ignoring this sign will be at owner's risk.
You: Always the reason for one's misery.
Zoo: An anthology of biological differences.
*Note - The above writing is intended to add a different shade to our cognitive thought process which is fast becoming stereotyped by same old approaches to modern education. I wish that readers will like it and also appreciate the writing style.
Although the piece of writing is not actually a satire, I have added it in sub category of satire In the absence of an appropriate sub category.
Readers comments on the article are always welcome.