10 Ways to Get Back at Your Cheating Husband
There is an old saying that goes “Hell hath no fury like a woman scorned”. Well I suppose you could say that. All I know is as I started finding signs my husband is cheating, I could not think of anything else. I would sit alone the entire time he was gone, for hours on end, with a glass of wine in my hand just thinking and scheming of legal ways (and some not so legal) to make his life miserable before I could make arrangements to leave.
If you suspicion your husband is cheating, you have no doubt already been considering ways to fight back.
Here are some ideas that crossed my mind and some I actually put to the test. Most of them are legal, but a couple may be border line. Just be careful not to cross the line. You don’t want to make things worse by ending up in jail or anything….or maybe you can live with a little jail time if you are ticked off enough.
1. You need to take control of this situation by always being a step ahead of him. Bug his phone so you can find out what where he is going and when he will be there. To find a good provider of this type of software, find the link at the bottom of the page.
Basically every single time he goes to meet the little beachdigger, something painful will happen to him.
2. The next time you find the rendezvous point set aside for the hot tricks private party, beat them there. While they are inside doing the wild thing, let the air out of all four tires. Rinse and repeat as often as you find it amusing.
3. Maybe you know where he and his she habit are going out to eat. While they are in the restaurant, chain his bumper to a parking lot light pole with a very large padlock.
4. While the copulating couple is behind closed doors, pour honey on the door handles of the car.
5. Get creative with household foods and household chemicals that end up in his gas tank. You can do this anytime you think you won’t get caught. The results are going to be the same anyway.
6. While he and the little home wrecker are playing ring around the polesee cover his windshield with black shoe polish.
7. Hide a dead fish or a raw piece of chicken in the trunk of his car covered by the carpet so he won’t immediately be able to find it.
8. Right before you and the kids leave the two timing brick wad, cut the crotch out of every single one of his pants. You might avoid the one’s he is currently wearing… or maybe not.
9. Film yourself selling your ring at the pawn shop in a very revealing blouse and send him a copy.
10. Have someone else video tape you confronting him while he is with the little dimwit damzel and watch him squirm.
Go to [http://signs-husband-is-cheating.com/?page_id=31] to find more about how you can listen in on your cheating husband’s calls and intercept his text messages.
Of course the idea here is that you have pretty much already decided to leave the guy, you are simply taking a certain measure of revenge by making him suffer a little before you do. Just remember don’t get greedy. Don’t do two steps at any given time.
This is about making him suffer for at least a couple of weeks before you lower the boom on him. Just make sure that every single time the two timing brass roll goes on a “date” something bad is going to happen to him.
Somewhere down this list, unless he is a complete Duckhead, he will probably start to suspicion that you may know something about his little foray into the cheating husband walk of shame.
So you may not to get all the way through the list, but at least you get some sense of revenge from the process. After all he started this thing… but you can end it on your own terms.
If you suspicion your husband is cheating, you have no doubt already been considering ways to fight back.
Here are some ideas that crossed my mind and some I actually put to the test. Most of them are legal, but a couple may be border line. Just be careful not to cross the line. You don’t want to make things worse by ending up in jail or anything….or maybe you can live with a little jail time if you are ticked off enough.
1. You need to take control of this situation by always being a step ahead of him. Bug his phone so you can find out what where he is going and when he will be there. To find a good provider of this type of software, find the link at the bottom of the page.
Basically every single time he goes to meet the little beachdigger, something painful will happen to him.
2. The next time you find the rendezvous point set aside for the hot tricks private party, beat them there. While they are inside doing the wild thing, let the air out of all four tires. Rinse and repeat as often as you find it amusing.
3. Maybe you know where he and his she habit are going out to eat. While they are in the restaurant, chain his bumper to a parking lot light pole with a very large padlock.
4. While the copulating couple is behind closed doors, pour honey on the door handles of the car.
5. Get creative with household foods and household chemicals that end up in his gas tank. You can do this anytime you think you won’t get caught. The results are going to be the same anyway.
6. While he and the little home wrecker are playing ring around the polesee cover his windshield with black shoe polish.
7. Hide a dead fish or a raw piece of chicken in the trunk of his car covered by the carpet so he won’t immediately be able to find it.
8. Right before you and the kids leave the two timing brick wad, cut the crotch out of every single one of his pants. You might avoid the one’s he is currently wearing… or maybe not.
9. Film yourself selling your ring at the pawn shop in a very revealing blouse and send him a copy.
10. Have someone else video tape you confronting him while he is with the little dimwit damzel and watch him squirm.
Go to [http://signs-husband-is-cheating.com/?page_id=31] to find more about how you can listen in on your cheating husband’s calls and intercept his text messages.
Of course the idea here is that you have pretty much already decided to leave the guy, you are simply taking a certain measure of revenge by making him suffer a little before you do. Just remember don’t get greedy. Don’t do two steps at any given time.
This is about making him suffer for at least a couple of weeks before you lower the boom on him. Just make sure that every single time the two timing brass roll goes on a “date” something bad is going to happen to him.
Somewhere down this list, unless he is a complete Duckhead, he will probably start to suspicion that you may know something about his little foray into the cheating husband walk of shame.
So you may not to get all the way through the list, but at least you get some sense of revenge from the process. After all he started this thing… but you can end it on your own terms.
